Monty Python and the Holy Grail: 3 Questions

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  1. For those curious:
    'Although a definitive answer would of course require further measurements, published species-wide averages of wing length and body mass, initial Strouhal estimates based on those averages and cross-species comparisons, the Lund wind tunnel study of birds flying at a range of speeds, and revised Strouhal numbers based on that study all lead me to estimate that the average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.' -Jonathan Corum 2003

  2. A collection of Sith Lords approach the Bridge
    Bridgekeeper: Stop! Who approaches the bridge of death must answer me these questions three and the other side he see.
    Dooku: Ask me the questions, gatekeeper, I'm not afraid.
    Bridgekeeper: What, is your name?
    Dooku: I am the Sith Lord, Darth Tyrannus.
    Bridgekeeper: What, is your quest?
    Dooku: To destroy the Jedi!
    Bridgekeeper: What is the color of your lightsaber?
    Dooku: Red!
    Bridgekeeper: Right, off you go then.
    Dooku: Thank you. Thank you very much.
    Dooku crosses bridge
    Maul: That's easy!
    Maul approaches
    Bridgekeeper: Stop! Who approaches the bridge of death must answer me these questions three and the other side he see.
    Maul: Ask me the questions, gatekeeper, I'm not afraid.
    Bridgekeeper: What, is your name?
    Maul: I am the Sith Lord, Darth Maul.
    Bridgekeeper: What, is your quest?
    Maul: To destroy the Jedi!
    Bridgekeeper: What, is the capital of Alderaan?
    Maul: I don't know that!
    Maul gets hurled to his death. Vader approaches
    Bridgekeeper: Stop! What, is your name?
    Vader: I am the Sith Lord, Darth Vader.
    Bridgekeeper: What, is your quest?
    Vader: To destroy the Jedi!
    Bridgekeeper: What, is the color of your lightsaber?
    Vader: Blue……no, wait-
    Vader gets hurled to his death! Darth Sidious approaches.
    Bridgekeeper: Stop! What, is your name?
    Sidious: I am the Sith Lord, Darth Sidious, ruler of the Galactic Empire!
    Bridgekeeper: What, is your quest?
    Sidious: To destroy the Jedi!
    Bridgekeeper: What, is the size of the Death Star?
    Sidious: What do you mean, the size of the First Death Star or the Second Death Star?
    Bridgekeeper: I don't know that!
    Bridgekeeper gets hurled to his death.
    Kylo Ren: How do you know so much about Death Stars?
    Sidious: Well, you have to know these things when you're Emperor you know?

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